she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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