He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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