Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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