I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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