Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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