And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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