In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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