Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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