She said her name was "party"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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