i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Boobs speak an international language.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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