Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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