We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My cat gives me a boner
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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