his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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