Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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