Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
