so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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