ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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