ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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