How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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