Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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