i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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