I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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