I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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