Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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