Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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