Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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