nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just tell him i said nine months
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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