It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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