she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
then he tried to convert me to islam
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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