My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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