I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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