Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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