She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
