I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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