used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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