i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is wine microwaveable?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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