I don't think brook has ever known best
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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