I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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