chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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