I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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