would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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