Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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