I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We left the knife in your bed.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize
