gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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