There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
