Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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