She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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