The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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