I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
