let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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