I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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